Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.

John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"

by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024

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avada kebaba

Food poisoning obtained from eating a kebab with low-quality ingredients. Can also refer to rapid consumption of kebabs, poisonous or not.

Customer: *vomits, having eaten a kebab*
Kebab guy: AVADA KEBABA!
*later*
Customer: Don't go to this kebab hause if you don't want to get Avada Kebaba'd.
Friend: Avada Kebaba? You must have turned pretty green from that.

by j637man February 3, 2024

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Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024

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