When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)
He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.
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Get the Creamy Jungle mug.The Jungle is a dangerous place to visit during sex...and must be shaven down every week. The Jungle is created when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a year and half. It is so overgrown that the crabs and lice have to use a machetes to get the bush and explore it like a jungle.
"Before you have sex man...please tell your girl to shave...you want to avoid The Jungle"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
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