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on the juice 

slang. - taking anabolic steroids
Rumor has it that the reason Barry Bonds is able to hit so many home runs is because he's "on the juice".
on the juice by Jerrodimus Prime February 15, 2005
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government juice 

Yo Bro give me a foster's instead of that government juice
government juice by RD Dennis June 11, 2006

dip juice 

The dark, sticky substance produced by the mixture of saliva and chewing tobacco. Normally expelled from the mouth into cups, bottles, spitoons, bar floors, and the mouths of hookers. Sometimes swallowed by the creator as last resort.
Dude 1: Thats not coke bro, thats dip juice!
Dude 2: Awwww sick!
dip juice by Evilwaze May 22, 2008

Queer Juice 

Don’t get hooked on that queer juice!

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze 

Make sure that what you are doing and striving for is going to be worth any sacrifices you will have to make along the way. If it's a relationship, job, anything in life.
If you love someone more than life itself and will do anything to have her and shes perfect for you, yet you have to move far away and start a new life, the juice is worth the squeeze.

Or if you want to become a lawyer but it costs 100's of thousands in debt and years of studying and when you graduate you have to move to alaska but your starting salary is 400K a year, the juice was worth the squeeze. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

Jack Juice 

Personal lubricant available at any drugstore. Various brand names exist as well as various formulas. From water based to complex lubricating combinations. Used to assist in making intercourse and anal sex more comfortable and pleasurable and also used with sex toys to make penetration easy and enjoyable. Highly recommended to have around because you never know when you'll need it.
Dominique was feeling exceptionally horny and wanted to spice things up a bit. She pulled her moist panties off and climbed up on the couch. In a demanding tone she said she wanted me to be her Bung Licker. Naturally I complied. After giving her balloon knot a thorough cleansing, she orgasmed and flipped around and was the best Bag Lapper I ever had. I was close to busting a nut so I stopped her and grabbed my Jack Juice. Lubed my cock up and her Gumhole real good, laid her on her back and ended the evening in triumph as her Anal Intruder. She dug her fingernails deep in my back, legs wrapped tightly around my waist as I pumped my ejaculate deep in her colon.