Jew Flake

A person who is obviously being a dumbass.

wow you are a jew flake for not bringing four lokos.

by jekkabee January 4, 2011

Raven Jew

RavenJew Jordanus-Hounakar: To be under the illusion that one is not a Jew, Even though all evidence points to one being a jew

Person 1: Hey Raven Jew!
Person 2: I'm Not a Raven Jew!!
Person 1: Thats Something a Jew Would say

by Omegashinobi May 25, 2011

jacob the jew

A gay pornstar who usually is a bottom, deepthroats an cock he can get. Usually forgets to wear his hat, also a vegan.

Last night I saw some of Jacob the Jews work.

by Zachary the cuck January 12, 2017

Table Jew

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.

When you are sitting at a restaurant and no one can figure out how to do the math required to split the bill and they just delegate the task to the Table Jew who is best with math and money.

by korzib August 18, 2011

Jew Breath

A specific, sort-of "heavy" scent exuded from a person's mouth, usually of Jewish lineage. The smell is neither bad nor good but an overwhelming, weighty "musk".

Damn, Jeremiah! You're sitting 10 feet away but I can feel your jew breath from here!

by Charlie_JewMosque November 11, 2019

Jew Ass

The fleshy arrangement of two buttockular masterpiece only bestowed upon the privileged children of Israel. Not smooshy, yet slightyl resembling a full on Jock Butt

1. Have you ever seen Naomi Russell's movies? She is blessed with that Jew Ass.

2. Look at Goldstein! He got a girl with a tight little body and a cutie patootie. Luckier for her, he possesses a great Jew Ass!

by Lawler May 30, 2018

Jew diligence

Reasonable steps taken by a Jew to avoid hiring a non-Jew.

Anti-gentile business owners don't have gentile staff as they do their Jew Diligence.

by AnonDoxy January 25, 2019