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Jerk Poop

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.
I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.
by Brubeck January 7, 2009
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jerking the gergin

after she gave me fucking blue balls i jerked the gerg all night.
by Prycer August 23, 2003
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jerk off

not to hard but not to soft ejaculating
my freind jerk off to a teacher and had a dream about banging her
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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jerk bag

A word used to describe one that is a bag of jerks.
Man, Zack is one hellava jerk bag!
by Matt June 19, 2003
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cool jerk

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.
This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009
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circle jerking

a term used to say someone jerks off another man, to call them gay
jon and anthony are in the kitchen circle jerking
by Fat jake and the overeaters September 4, 2003
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jirk-a-jerk

Jirk-a-jerk is a common swiss german slang meaning someone who is overly jerky, which made its way to english, through the cultural diversity of switzerland. First j is pronounced as english y, see also jerk, for further understanding.

as adjective: what somebody is being, when they are excessively jerk-like.

as noun: somebody who is excessively a jerk.
Boy 1: I just got 50 emails because this annoying girl just spammed my blog for no reason.
Boy 2: What a jirk-a-jerk.

Nadine: *insert unecessary hater-comment here*
Pascal: You don't have to be such a jirk-a-jerk, you know.

Hans: Can you hear that jirk-a-jerk girl? We're just trying to chill and she's being really loud.
by suisseboy October 15, 2011
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