james river high school

a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)

Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:

by your fellow yee-yee-er October 3, 2019

Jameslikecars

Jameslikecars makes the best roblox audios

whats that tune? "ohh its a dutty bassline tune Jameslikecars made"

by Bigblackcock3535 November 7, 2022

Jiggy James

The act of vomiting profusly into a partners mouth for sexual pleasure.

I love to Jiggy James all night, espeacially after eating tons of hotdogs.

by walnuts666 January 16, 2011

henry james

synonym of handjob; can also be shortened to "hj."

I dare say, how was I supposed to know Lady Catherine would deem me worthy to receive a Henry James after our short turn through the drawing room?

by ttatpg June 29, 2011

Lebron James

A man who will break into your house, ruining your family reunion and offer you a Sprite Cranberry.

“Did you hear about that robbery last night?”
“Yeah he pulled a Lebron James on them”

by EdgyMcgee December 16, 2018

Doing a James

this is to either say or do something that is in another level of retard. this can be a wide range of things from saying something stupid that has no relevance to what was currently being said or coming up with ideas that are truly too stupid to even attempt.

boy 1: and then she was like-
boy 2: making a video about kyle would be good :)
boy 3: who's kyle?
boy 1: dude talk about doing a james

by whatshouldmynamebe January 13, 2011

F@T James

A F@T James is a alcoholic beverage consisting of Wkd blue, Smirnoff ice, and classy west coast cooler Rose in the Perfect concoction by either "the" Conor Macken or his main man Jonesy.
This desired cocktail is dates back to "early on in the Night" where the Inventor (James) wanted a more modern take and up class the "Fat Frog".

This drink is normally ordered in four pint glasses, and drank two at a time.

Let's get a batch of F@T James's

by I have no idea what I'm doing February 24, 2015