Jerk Poop

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.

I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.

by Brubeck January 7, 2009

jerking the gergin

rubbing one off

after she gave me fucking blue balls i jerked the gerg all night.

by Prycer August 23, 2003

jerk off

not to hard but not to soft ejaculating

my freind jerk off to a teacher and had a dream about banging her

by HighPing June 4, 2019

jerk bag

A word used to describe one that is a bag of jerks.

Man, Zack is one hellava jerk bag!

by Matt June 19, 2003

cool jerk

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.

This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.

by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009

circle jerking

a term used to say someone jerks off another man, to call them gay

jon and anthony are in the kitchen circle jerking

by Fat jake and the overeaters September 4, 2003

Inconsiderate Jerk

The users on youtube that always end a sentence with "Ha ha"

"Did anyone see how big his jin was when he was like how aare you two ha ha."

"I don't get this shit, how the fuck can TuPac claim West Side but he aint even from the West Side? He was born in New York and he moved to West Side and tried to claim that shit? Does that sound right. Naw. Tupac tryna claim West Side. Fuck dhat. STILL WEST SIDE ALL DAIII!
Compton & Long Beach. Im f3nd to jam to Jin Nd Juice right now. HA HA. "

" hahahahahahahaha ur face at 2:13 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha "
- Inconsiderate Jerk

by Misutā Biggu January 19, 2010