When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
Get the Cop’s breakfastmug. 
a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)
by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024
Get the copmug. The unctuous behaviors of abusive police officers who are aware they're being recorded, in an effort to deliberately create the illusion of justification for their otherwise unjustifiable actions.
Knowing they were within range of the cruisers dash cam, the police officers engaged in a little cop camera theater when they repeatedly shouted "STOP RESISTING!" as they beat the man who was obviously not resisting,
by Respect Mah Authoritah May 6, 2014
Get the Cop Camera Theatermug. Word used by people with inferior vocabularies in order to sound offical and educated. usually used many times in one paragraph.
by annoyed August 25, 2004
Get the cop wordmug. 
by Evrtt November 23, 2016
Get the Spider copmug.