irish hammer

while fucking a girl from behind, perform a double fisted smash into the small of her back.

"I gave Leah the ol' Irish Hammer last night, and that bitch went nuts!"

by SexionVIII November 3, 2006

irish cream

Some of the purest shit you will ever smoke. This is the craziest dank around. HQ shit

I smoked some irish cream with my bros, it was chill.

by burnafterlit October 24, 2010

Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 1, 2009

Irish Creampie

When a dude Creampies in a chick, kindly offers to get her a towel, then skips out the front door without saying Goodbye.

Girl 1"We had this amazing sex! Then he told me he was gonna get me a wipe rag. But he never came back."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a classic Irish Creampie."

by smr1983 August 5, 2017

Irished

Off to a great start, but then to fizzle out.

"That was a great night, last night" said Dave "But I irished it and done a legger"

by preytec2 January 5, 2017

Irish CrossFit

When you talk about doing CrossFit a dozen times, drink too much, and skip it the next morning.

Terry keeps inviting me to CrossFit tomorrow, wanna come.

Nah, he will end up doing an Irish CrossFit.

by Shelldaddy September 27, 2019

Irish Shower

To be showered with piss and cash money at the same time; a golden shower whilst making it rain on the person simultaneously.

Dude, richard got an Irish shower last night; he made $300 and cured his jellyfish sting all at the same time!

by Feistyfrontier June 15, 2022