When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.
"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"
by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016
Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.
by TGJT July 30, 2010
To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.
Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"
Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."
Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."
by SpudHawk March 27, 2012
by john kulhanek February 10, 2005
The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.
Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"
Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
by kalcorn July 31, 2005
by Nate408 March 18, 2009
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