jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

Humping day

On the 27th of June, you can hump any one

Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap

by Johnform June 26, 2022

Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it

It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!

by anonymous August 12, 2022

Hump Jays

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!

by CrankyKramer September 4, 2022

dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.

Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.

by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022

Jump hump

A fucking weird threesome.

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.

by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022

Jump Hump

A fucking weird three way.

Want to help me jump hump my girlfriend.

by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022