horny memes

people who think HORNY= FUNNY but just prove they are horny and making a fool of themselves

guy: wana see some memes?
broi: sure
guy: the fbi agent when you haven't betan your m-
broi: GET YOUR STUPID BUTT AND YOUR HORNY MEMES OUT NOW!

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

Horny Croy

Horny Croy is the slang term for the horny personality of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder.

Timmy: "Hey bill how you doin-screw me in the ass now"
Bill(Sarcastic): "Oh hey Horny Croy glad to see that youve taken control now"

by GeraldHimself March 1, 2021

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

virtually horny

A person who has had erotic roleplay in Virtual Reality.

A: "Bro! I just had some great Erotic RP in VRChat!"
B: "You are virtually horny and down astronomically"
A: "What?"

by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021

Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.

Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.

by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010

horny be gone

A brand of pills that is the inverse of Viagra with prolonged effects.

Here, take this! *gives horny be gone*

by TheSwaggyHobo July 27, 2021