You can have her

When a very hot chick is passed off by the dude next to you with bad taste.

Person 1: "WOW, that Victoria secrets model is fine"

Person 2: "Eh, you can have her"

by ShaanNEG February 14, 2012

What Have I Done?

A phrase used by Hayden Christensen once he realizes his mistake of cutting off Samuel L Jackson's hand and turning to the dark side. Fucking idiot

“What have I done?”Hayden contemplates his life choices as Samuel L Jackson falls through the Coruscant sky

by EzScueeezOnThemDefinitions April 22, 2018

Parents don't have sex

The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.

My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.

by Jake057 May 31, 2011

I wanna have boobies

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"

I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.

by flat chested June 29, 2008

mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

do you are have stupid

A Roblox quote made by one of the famous, Flamingo/AlbertsStuff non-grammar group

lol rich roblox kid: noob
bacon hair: do you are have stupid

by coolcinderace February 20, 2020

You have not been to Samos

Legendary phrase used by Greece's Prime Minister to deflect press release questions with regard to the refugee crisis (2021). The phrase is an attempt to gaslight your interlocutor by cancelling their past experience or knowledge of an event, topic, etc. It implies the other person has no idea what they are talking about.

"I am sorry this happen to you. I have been in your shoes before, let me help"
"Get real. There is no way you have handled this sort of situation before"
"Let me show you"
"Just stop it, ok? You have not been to Samos"

by Average_Joe! November 15, 2021