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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021
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Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.
Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.
by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021
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ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham
by RoxyB April 28, 2021
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ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."
We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.
by j0h May 11, 2021
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Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.
by saiborg June 19, 2023
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Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides
Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!
by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022
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lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out
by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022
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