half mastin

Erect enough to cause embarrassment

After he saw that new Chris Brown video, Eric Cano was half mastin'..............ya heard me?

by C_Los July 15, 2006

half hot

not fully hot yet but almost there

im just half hot rite now

by johnny barnes June 13, 2008

Half a drop

n. (chemistry) a very small drop of liquid, smaller than a.. "usual drop" that it is only half of a drop. Thing is, how do you cut water in half?...

(Student A carefully drips certain chemical into a solvent as instructed by the teacher during chemistry lab session...)
Student B (furiously): Damn it! Uncle Chem said HALF A DROP! You added A WHOLE DROP!
Student A: ...
Student C: ... how 'you drip half a drop.. it's just a drop if it drops, dude.
Student B: *storms away with palms in pants pockets*

by W.S. Ho November 15, 2011

half a loaf

Getting a semi on.

On a bumpy bus ride I got a half a loaf

by Geordielover123 November 17, 2016

Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016

half cheek

half cheeking is when someone or yourself is on public transport and you sit down but you only sit own with one half cheek on the seat

person 1: that person you were sitting next to you looked crazy

person 2: yeah thats why i was half cheeking

by goobeejoo December 15, 2007

half flush

The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.

Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.

After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.

Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"

Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."

Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."

by shizzinator August 25, 2010