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guitar hero

An awesome multi-platform game that has become a pop-culture phenomenon due to it's ability to make the player feel like they are a talented guitarist without having to waste any time actually leaning how to play a guitar.

Like all things that experience fast widespread success, and cause hot topics of conversation, it has it's detractors. Mainly guitar-players who are angry at the game's ability to make them look bad, and because they didn't know about it first. Like all critics of this type, they take an elitst stance and usually combat any conversation regarding the game with statements like 'Why don't you just play a real guitar'. Or 'It's just a poor man's version of a real guitar', ignorant to the well-noted fact that no girl has been impressed by a guy who can play the guitar skillfully since 1995.

It is this shift in the female gender's attraction from the traditional guitarists to non-instrumental vocalists that has garnered much resentment from the guitarist community. In addition to the fact that being a member of a small band is now less attractive than being a Level 639 at Warcraft.

It is also worth noting that while there are other games that simulate the experience of a sport or activity, such as the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater franchise, Dance Dance Revolution, 'music-making' games, and Sim-whatever; which do not recieve the same hostility from their peer groups. "Why don't you just go and skate/dance/compose/build your OWN theme-park. This is understood to be because of the "Guitars-are-lame paradox", where being skilled at a video game replicating classic guitar songs looks more fun than actually playing them would be.
Subject A: "Hey I've just bought Guitar Hero!"

Subject B: "Ughh, philistine. How moronic. Why don't you just be a REAL man and learn how to play guitar for REAL. Heh"

Subject A: "Errrm, are you aware that you're not in 1995 or a movie?"

Test subject (female): Will you (subject A) come over to my house to show me how to play Guitar Hero?"

Subject A: "Yes."
by guitarsarelameparadox December 31, 2007
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Bella Hermosa

(n) Noun. Bella Hermosa is the term for the most beautiful girl in the world, also known as Marry Anne Diaz.
Mi amor, tu eres mi bella hermosa.. yo te quiero muchisimo y te adoro. Yo te quiero en mi brasos todo los dias.
by jesus February 28, 2005
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Zero-to-hero

(Adj) Pertaining to the wanton sexual act of being penetrated anally without any preceding vaginal penetration or foreplay.
"She was wild; she even wanted to go Zero-to-hero."
by Poppy Seedy January 23, 2012
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Heresy

The act of going against the teachings of the Bible and the refusal to believe in the Almighty God. The politically correct term for this today is Atheism. This is something committed by seemingly hundreds of millions of people all over the world today. Tens of millions of people in the United States alone are heretics (the same as Atheist). The cause of all of this heresy is because of the move towards Secularism (non-religious), a more liberal culture, and the enhancement of transportation and greater communication technology, which links to everything in the outside world and the various regions of this nation.
The big cities of the Blue States are full of Heretics.
by The Kentucky Yankee March 27, 2005
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Hero Hei

An annoying man child YouTube twat who has a fanbase consisting of 12-16 year old incels. He complains about literally the slightest thing that disagrees with him on Twitter and acts like the entire app is after him, he's apart of the infamously toxic "anti-sjw" community and pretty much despises when any Women, LGBT,poc, or any non straight white male character is in any type of media and claims it as "woke" despite It having nothing to do with woke media. This idiot also loves harrasing children on Twitter but claims to hate cancel culture. He also uses underage hentai in his yt video thumbnails that are completely irrelevant to the video itself. Also has a "things were better back than" mentally to literally anything that is animated nowadays but continues to watch them anyway and ignore the actual good ones.
Person: ew hero hei was recommended on my yt feed

Person 2: block the little shit
by Blueberry BOP bop June 3, 2022
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TDI hero

Generally aged 19-40, drives any larger TDI car from the VAG (Volkswagen Audi Group) stable, for example an Audi A4 TDI, VW Passat TDI etc. Generally drive their TDIs hard, tailgate, and can be identified from the plumes of black smoke that spew forth from their tail pipe.
That dick think's he is such a TDI hero
by TDI hero December 8, 2010
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Anti-Hero

An anti-hero is a character that could have been a hero, had they not done good things for the wrong reasons. Sometimes, however, instead of being a hero for the wrong reasons, an anti-hero exists simply to get in the main character's way.

An anti-hero can be doing a heroic thing for multiple reasons. Examples include money, power, sex, and/or publicity.
Some examples of anti-heroes are Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter, Johnny Marcone/John Marcone from The Dresden Files, and Arobynm Hamel from the Throne of Glass series.
by Philosophical_Dumbledore February 21, 2017
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