cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

German Poo Sex

A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.

A specialized derivative of "scat".

There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.

by pervatosaurus April 21, 2009

german hotpockets

a german hotpocket is when a male shits in a womans vagina then eats her out till she's clean.

i dont know why my girl likes german hotpockets so much but i dont think i can do them much longer

by marllamallama May 27, 2009

germantown

g-town is da shit its basically a suburban ghetto 4 asians, blacks, n indians n it is right next 2 a bunch of hicks, dere are three levels of g-town first is da apartments full of ghetto ass gangstaz n shit, den comes da town houses filled wit average income peps, it got a few gangstas j,t,p, n s u kno it, den dere is da single houses wit da rich ass wanna bez... u kno who u are wityo wanna be gangsta bigass houses, but u live in g-town so u still get respect from me

Why da hell did they tear down da hoops 4 da town houses??? but dey built new 1z for da single houses

by da g town g March 14, 2005

German Landslide

When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.

My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...

by Dickticklee January 2, 2009

German Oven

The mechanics and principles are exactly the same as a Dutch Oven however the act involves following though to lay a fresh poop.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.

Person1 "I can't believe you followed through trying to Dutch Oven me."
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"

by Eppiox March 24, 2010

East German

A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.

Don't mess with him he's East German he will kill you, your friends, and your family.

by Anonymousk9 October 1, 2016