Gulapanatics

Loyal fans of Dante Gulapa. A very famous man in the Philippines. He is the symbol of TRUE LOVE, sacrifice, honesty, and passion. He is also known for his signature move Philippine Eagle Dance and the META MECHA ROBOTICS Dance Moves.

There is also a new Religion in the Philippines called "Ang Gulapanatic na Daan" saying he is the second coming of Christ.

Father: Son, do you know Dante Gulapa?
Son: Yes dad, I'm a solid Gulapanatics!

Father: Good. I can now die in peace.

by MTGD March 3, 2019

gumusservi

moonlight shining on water

The gumusservi tonight is especially beautiful!

by eunoiaaa March 9, 2019

Guitar Wanker

A lead guitar player who plays badly, loudly, and repetitively, on a blues or pentatonic scale. A Guitar Wanker uses distortion to cover up a lack of skill and creativity. Guitar Wankers have no idea how to structure a solo, so they jerk around mindlessly and endlessly, until the rest of the band decides to shut them up. Although there are a few rare Guitar Wankers (Clapton, Prince, Santana) who are capable of wanking without being totally boring, Guitar Wankers generally have no structural knowledge of music. Guitar Wankers generally try to copy these players, but they can't distinguish between their own playing and the good stuff. Unlike lead jazz guitarists, who can noodle around without being obnoxious, Guitar Wankers never listen to whatever the rest of the band is doing. Guitar Wankers are always convinced of their own brilliance and talent. In truth, a Guitar Wanker lacks craft and taste, so they can only produce self-interested masturbatory noise.

Ace Frehley: I can't even read notes. But I can teach someone how to make a guitar smoke.
Interviewer: Maybe you should have burned your guitar and learned to read notes, you Guitar Wanker.

by th3sp3c1al1st July 25, 2019

gummy farts

Slang for what is often booming and extended flatulence precipitated by consuming fiber gummies.

It’s an obvious gummy farts production, an undeniable symphony composed by my nightly healthy habit of supplementing my fiber intake with enough fiber gummies to create all of this classical gas.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

gurgz

One who gurgles cum

Gurgz had a a lot for dinner.

by Dadzzzzzz January 31, 2020

Gurnav

It's pronounced "Bobby"

Teacher: Is Gurnav here?
Gurnav: It's pronounced "Bobby."

by kylla757 February 5, 2020

Gumbus

The ancient pig-god of the Gumbeanian religion, Fabled for its unearthly strength and unstoppable hunger for the food group Legume (specifically beans). Tall tales of this god were transferred via word of mouth in the western slopes of the Andes in northern Peru and Ecuador.

Pray to Gumbus that this years Bean crop may be plentiful.

by G.P. Mancini March 25, 2020