Goochturd

Goochturd, noun- A goochturd is a turd that originates from the gooch or vagina

Sentence: Man I fucked Sally so hard last night that a goochturd fell out.

by Zseltz May 18, 2015

Goochturd

Goochturd, verb- the act of taking a turd out of the toilet that you shit out the previous day that way it's odor is awful and falls apart more easily to shove into your partners vaginal or anal cavity

Sentence: I pulled a goochturd on Sally last night and she rode my dick after I did it, I used that shit as lube too

by Zseltz May 18, 2015

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

goochgasm

When you partake in sexual intercourse and your female partner begins to lick your gooch resulting in the greatest orgasm you will ever have

Amber gave me such an amazing goochgasm last night

by Dfranchise55 November 19, 2015

gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.

I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.

by Struk17 March 11, 2016

gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person

I heard Matt is a gooche boy.

by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016

gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.

Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.

by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016