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German Trellis

The act of two men kneeling butt to butt creating an arched form and pooping.
Wow, Ryan and Steve are making a steamy German Trellis.
by kungfumelissa September 5, 2017
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gerbs

An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.
"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"
by Johnwolfman42 September 1, 2006
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Germanese

germans speak germanese
by adrunktoad July 24, 2018
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German Sparkle Party

A German Sparkle Party is where you spray adhesive on a friends face (or your own) and then pour copious amounts of glitter into the anal region of a stripper or otherwise talented participant who then farts aforementioned glitter into the sticky face of the recipient
Jeff got a German Sparkle Party for his birthday and still has glitter in his hair
by ron mahogandy July 1, 2015
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German

1. A member of the Germanic people who probably originated in Jutland and the southwest shores of the baltic sea.

2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.
1. Hans is a German, and thus a member of the Germanic people

2. Achtung! ALARM! YEARRGHHH!
by Tmina April 8, 2006
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german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.
Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.
by henchman May 19, 2006
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GERMAN BALONEY TITS

1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST

2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH
HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL
by DpcxAlphaMale September 1, 2009
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