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girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.
"I need a fucking girlfriend."
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003
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girlfriend

a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.
Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?

Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid
by Ruopolo September 30, 2007
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Girlfriend day

15 november, do something Cute for Your girlfriend! Show Her that you love her!
Him: I’m gonna buy your favorite candy

Her: why?
Him: because It’s girlfriend day!
Her: oh Yeah!
by Joemamagay November 11, 2019
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Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
by NotYourMama October 22, 2012
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Hyunjin's real girlfriend

Hyunjin's real girlfriend is actually human (@minsugatoes)
Hyunjin's real girlfriend is actually human
by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020
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girlfriend

goddamit my girlfriend's bitching again
by Chipface August 8, 2006
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other girlfriend

for people who are right handed its the left hand for people who are left handed than its your right hand.

if you break your dominate hand you use your other hand to masturbate as in literally "other girlfriend"
Guy one "dude I broke my hand so now i have to other girlfriend it."

Guy two "that sucks."
by Boob jooby October 13, 2009
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