cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

Sack Goblin

A man or woman that comes and steals your significant other by showing them their big bag of tricks

Yo man, you still dating girlfriend's name here
Naw man, she be taken away by a sack goblin. She said his sack was bigger than mine.

by Arrowshot October 16, 2017

Snob goblin

A high society snob that places themselves above everyone

"God ever since Ryan joined that yacht club he's become a snob goblin"

by Mtg187 November 22, 2017

reverse goblin

When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.

This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!

by Clamout May 4, 2018

Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.

Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?

by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018

Stabbing goblins

When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins

Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?

by Allycat88 July 30, 2018

Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot

That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.

by ha11sy October 1, 2018