glorb narg

The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs

"Did you see the Glorb Narg?" asked Sara
"No, then it would be too late" replied Michael

by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

global ballers

A friend group or group chat made out of ballers all over the world.

Originally founded by a group young creators from The Netherlands.

“Did you see those global ballers? damn they are cool.”

by Klinde October 14, 2019

glossy x gang

Glossyxgang is a very well known famous Instagram company who sells very high quality lip gloss they have many colors but they aren’t just any plain old lip gloss company they sell GLITTER GLOSS Go get you some lip gloss from them sis yo lips lookin crusty without it!

“Jenny I just got this lip gloss from Glossy X gang and it’s the best thing ever you have to try it out.”

by Jenna mormor October 22, 2019

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

by William Roberts January 5, 2020

glornki

To carry thy self with much style/swag

Ex:yooo James got hella glornki

Ex:omg his glornki is so nice....it’s kinda hot 😳😚

by _jacob_。 January 14, 2020

globeldabble

The globeldabble will make you look very good looking to anyone who sees you. Since it is now made into a facial cream, it is easier to apply and use. Apply it once on your face and shoulders every morning, and it will make you look a lot more attractive to everyone around you. It will make you more likely to get a girl/boy and have sex. It will also make you a lot better at sex. The globeldabble is the best thing ever.

The globeldabble cream is exactly what I needed to impress Theresa last nice.

by Globeldabble February 26, 2020