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Fucktard

to be a fucktard is to do something incredibly dumb.
1.After Jessias broke up with the hottest girl Angela everyone ruled her out to be a fucktard.
2. - Africa is a continent?

- yes you fucktard.
by YuyuyuYummy July 10, 2009
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fucktard is a amalgamation of the words fuking and retard
ME:Ur Such a fucktard
You:Not Really
by xxelflloyd July 27, 2009
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fucktard

The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise immediately!”
by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009
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1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
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Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury.

Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.
by somerandombox December 11, 2009
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A cross between a fuckup and a retard.
God, he's such a fucktard!
by AlleyKat October 6, 2009
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some one thats an idiot, says stupid things, is ignorant, and deserves to be kicked in the balls
"oh my goodness, that cameron petty sure is a fucktard."
by choochielovesbubbles<3 April 21, 2010
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