Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

floor

the place where you sleep,play, spill you languine, or even touch to know what it feels like.

i touched the floor to see if it flet like the artic

by boltspeedz October 23, 2019

On the floor

The state of a junkie who’s beginning. To experience withdrawal symptoms, usually associated with heroin, while an associate attempts to secure another fix for the afflicted individual.

My old lady’s on the floor, man. I am NOT S-ing around.

by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021

3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.

by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018

Blood on the Dance Floor

1). A great Michael Jackson song.
2). A crunkcore act that was not great.

1). I love Blood on the Dance Floor!
2). I hate Blood on the Dance Floor...fuck Dahvie.

by 7568ino November 6, 2023

floor whore

Always on the floor for no reason

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.

by ohnojan September 9, 2022

Nth Floor

Unlimited of virtual floors to live & work

We met on the Nth Floor

by benholfeld October 13, 2022