Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

by Slokey August 7, 2009

jobby fingers

When crumbling soap bar or cannabis resin between ones fingers the brown marks left on ones fingers are said to be known as jobby fingers.

Mate am no rollin the smoke that soapay, al get pure jobby fingers

by mussytillidie September 28, 2009

Chess Fingers

Noun: Chess fingers imply a certain skill with Fingering and other sexual acts involving the fingers. Chess fingers are obtained by being good at chess.

Girl: Oh yeah, you should go out with that 1 guy, he be havin' them chess fingers.

Guy 1: Dude, I've been so good at chess, I think I be getting me some Chess Fingers.
Guy 2: Nice man

by The Shade December 13, 2012

sugar fingers

Fingers I use for your mother.

Come here girl, lemme give u them sugar fingers.

by Flashtech142 February 8, 2014

dad fingers

The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother

-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!

-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!

by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015

ginger fingers

Someone that makes spelling mistakes all the time on emails and mobile messaging. It can also be diagnosed as ginervitis

'I wejt for a cyle ride todya. It was a nijce ride' - Are you talking with your ginger fingers again?

by Vika&Umi June 2, 2016

no fingers

A nigga with two missing fingers
Knows how to pleasure girls with them

No Fingers 9800 is DADDY

by Gl9800 March 8, 2016