fart sneeze and hiccup

if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode

it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.

by anonymous November 19, 2004

fart camo

the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.

*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 15, 2010

fart cushion

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.

"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."

by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009

piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

fart sick

When you have to fart continuously all day

John: Dude, Mike, this is your 1 millionth fart today, wtf is up with you????

Mike: Ya i went to the doctor, he said i have Fart Sick.

by ebraman809 April 19, 2009

pickle fart

the disgusting, but yet somewhat endearing, smell of flatulence after consuming 1 or more pickles in rapid succession.

"Oh come on, who pickle farted in here? It's everywhere."

by desperadopicklefarter September 14, 2011

fat ass fart

The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.

Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound

by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011