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English class

Class that most math students hate but an average person loves.
Please for the love of god I don't want to read the fucking twelfth night and write an essay about it. When will I use Shakespeare verses in life or to a degree that involves STEM, and even if I have to read old writer can we read better playwright then the overrated Shakespeare. Fuck You English class

Me: Can I Plz Read this non- fiction book
English Teacher: NO
Me: Well Fuck You
by OHHELLNAH January 29, 2018
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English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.
english teacher or some other teacher.
by europopian August 7, 2009
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England

Terribly difficult to some up briefly:
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
Sir Winston Churchill, Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Charles Darwin- some of the most outstanding Englishmen.

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
by Isaac July 30, 2008
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Englisher

A pejorative term used by the smaller home nations, Aussies and Kiwis for an English person.

The English have acquired a tainted reputation due to centuries of colonial dominance and exploitation. Especially in the second half of the twentieth century, with the growth of nationalistic sentiments across the Commonwealth, anti-English sentiments increased. It has been said that the smaller home nations are jealous of English political and economic success; this argument surely has some relevance. One must not ignore the fact, however, that the English are often culturally ignorant of other areas' local specificities (very much in the way Americans stereotypically are).

Calling someone an 'Englisher' firmly places the caller in opposition to the English claim to cultural superiority.
Bloody Englishers, who do they think they are?
Don't be an Englisher now, come on!
by Bookling November 4, 2009
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english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.
In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.
by Mike Loree December 18, 2008
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English yam with a sock tan

A fairly ordinary english person with an uneven suntan on her or his ankles caused by wearing socks while out in the sun.
Juno Temple interview published the Guardian on 23rd June 2012 where she describes a nude movie scene she played in the film Killer Joe with Matthew McConaughey:

"And he gets to keep his kit on and I'm like a fucking English yam with a sock tan."
by Rog the Dodge June 30, 2012
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englanded

Getting England shoved in your face or doing something that is typical to England
You just got Englanded!
by Tabbarn April 15, 2015
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