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elephpant

Either adorable, elephantine mascot of the PHP project or a person who is afflicted with PHP ...
IF not Jeeves, of course.
- To acquire elePHPants, one must be ever-vigilant. Or at least lucky.

- The elephpant is drunk again.
- AND LOOK AT THAT CUTE ELEPHPANT!
by xiba May 31, 2016
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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"
by vv007!!! August 11, 2006
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Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit
Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!
by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011
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Elephantzheimers

Conservative memory loss. Typically afflicts republicans who forget that George Bush administration is responsible for our economic mess, the wars, the job loss, and the debt.
My dad is voting Republican in the mid-term elections. He suffers from elephantzheimers, and blames Obama's two years in office for the country's woes, conveniently ignoring the eight years of Bush fuck-ups that screwed us inside out.
by trianglechoke October 14, 2010
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Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."
by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010
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Elephantisha

1. Someone whose parents were mean enough to name her that, a ghetto slang name that compares the female to an elephant, usually because of her weight.

2. Any woman who meets the following criteria:

- Is aged 35-55
- Is of African-American heritage
- Is at least 500 pounds
- Eats Kentucky Fried Chicken on a daily basis
- Lives somewhere in any "ghetto" ( see "ghetto" for clarification)
- Ignores proper english
- Waltzes around the street proudly displaying her KFC bucket proundly while wearing clothes not meant for her 'weight range'
Person 1: Look at that black woman, she is really fat!

Person 2: Must be that KFC...

Person 1: Yea, I bet her name is Elephantisha! Ahaha

Elephantisha: DONT BE DISSING' MA KFC BIAAATCH!

*Lumbers over in a threatening manner*
by Nickster97 October 24, 2012
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raining elephants and whales

violent thunderstorm accompanied by heavy rains and gusty winds
hey, it is raining elephants and whales today
by aatuif August 6, 2009
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