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edge play

Playfully stroking, proding, or caressing anywhere on a woman from the labia to the inner thigh with your erect, twitching cock, prior to full penetration.

If the mood is right and you are well practiced, your girl will be driven wild, since the act of postponing full penetration only adds to the overall anticipation.
As I stroked my penis around my girls inner thigh she could not take the edge play anymore and begged me to enter her!
by Ryd June 26, 2006
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straight edge

So drugs. No drinking. No permiscuous sex.
That's the basic straightedge. The other shit is hardline.
Dood I'm so straight edge, I don't drink or smoke.
by erika love. June 26, 2006
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straight edge

Those pussies that are afraid to have any fun in life. They think it makes them "cool" by abstaining from drugs, alcohol, sex outside of marriage, etc...all the fun things in life. They also tend to be vegetarian or vegan. Come on. Submit to peer pressure. Don't be afraid to have a little fun every once in a while other than just beating off all day, you pussies. I used to be a vegetarian, but I realized how much of a bitch I was being.

They are easily picked out of a crowd by the numerous "X" (meaning "hardcore") and "V" (meaning "Vegetarian" or "Vegan") symbols that they have either drawn on themselves or, in extreme cases, tattooed on their bodies. They have yet to realize that they will regret said tattoos in a few years.
Nathan is straight edge and, but those "V" tattoos on the back of his arms make me want to punch him in the face.
by Yogi Bear September 26, 2006
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Free Edge

free of your rules, i am my own mind
free edge, smoke, drink, and fuck till the day i die
by mikiejay January 14, 2009
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edgelord

Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.

Edgelord type 1:

This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.

Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian

Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh

Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!

Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
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xteh straight edge

A new designation for persons who still insist they are straight edgers, but whom are no longer hardcore straight-edge. They can bend the straight-edge to suit their own individual situation, for example they may choose to smoke but not have casual sex. Or they make occasionally choose to drink alcoholic beverages but continue to obstain from nicotine or any other drugs. Also, they may follow all straight-edge philosophy except food constraint, refusing to be veggie or vegan. Basically an 'xteh' is only totally against illegal drugs and casual unmeaningful sex. Possibly derived from x-ing one of the the straight edge double x's and combining it with the recently popularized prefix 'teh.'
"Is Sara still straight edge?"

"No, I think she's xteh straight edge now because I saw her drinking beer at the last show."
by lilydeathmeh October 13, 2007
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Eager McBeaver

a girl, or (homosexual) man who wants to give a man head (aka blow job) very badly, then is a beaver (uses teeth when giving head; very bad).
John: "hey did she end up giving you head last night?"

Steve: "yea."

John: "was she good?"

Steve: "hell no. She was an Eager McBeaver."
by VolcomStoneLC May 20, 2007
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