Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.

Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.

by Jojogermany February 20, 2019

Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.

I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!

by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019

duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.

by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

Duck Army

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

by Dish_or_Fuck December 5, 2019

Duck Duck Bgar

1. To become too old for something. As in loss of youth or innocence.

2. Coming of age, becoming a real adult and facing the real world.

1. Man, Brian says he is too old for videogames! He has become a duck duck bgar.

by Rizo the Hunter January 30, 2020

Duck Bag

One who smuggles ducks in a bag for later use in their personal pleasures.

"We all know that guy is 100% a duck bag

by Gavin456b February 10, 2020

Duck Herder

(noun) The loud dumbass of the group who gets everyone else to do stupid things, like ducks following their mom

Jenny: God Bill is such a duck herder

Penny: I know! Today, he announced he was going to drink salt water, so everyone else decided to drink it too.

by Donald duccck February 24, 2020