duck these ads

When autocorrect destroys your ad rant

Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!

duck these ads by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 27, 2018

Duck butter 

The sweaty crud that accumulates in between your ballsack and your inner thigh

Dang man I can hardly walk. This duck butter keeps squishing in my pants

Lol just scrape it out with a spoon

Duck butter by Men @ work December 1, 2018

Duck dirt 

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.

Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.

Duck dirt by Jojogermany February 20, 2019

duck fuck 

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.

duck fuck by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

Duck Billed Platterporfs 

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.

I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!

Duck Billed Platterporfs by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019

Duck Army 

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

Duck Army by Dish_or_Fuck December 5, 2019

Duck Duck Bgar

1. To become too old for something. As in loss of youth or innocence.

2. Coming of age, becoming a real adult and facing the real world.

1. Man, Brian says he is too old for videogames! He has become a duck duck bgar.

Duck Duck Bgar by Rizo the Hunter January 30, 2020