Drawerlaphone

A percussion instrument played by hitting dresser drawers with ones fists in such a way that distinct pitches can be heard from the drawers.

The drawerlaflautist played the drawerlaphone by hitting each drawer with a fist at the correct musical time.

by Eric Kitridge March 15, 2016

Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017

diaper bish

PULL UP ON YOU LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN DIAPER
YOUR NIGGA HYPE, NAH BITCH I AM HYPER.
SMOKING THE GAS I'M ABOUT TO GET HIGHER, YOUR BITCH GON SQUIRT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN GYSER

I KILL THE PUSSY CALL ME MICHEAL MYERS
SAID SHE DON'T CUM FAST THAT BITCH A LIAR
ONLY TWO MINUTES, NOW I AM TIRED.
PULL OUT THAT BITCH LIKE SOME MOTHAFUCKIN PLYERS.
I AM THE ONE, I DON'T NEED FIBER
ALL OF MY BARS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN FIRE
SHIT ON THESE NIGGAS LIKE IT'S FERTILIZER

EAT YOUR BITCH PUSSY LIKE A APPETIZER

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I LOVE YOU RICKY.

PULL UP ON ME LIKE A DIAPER BISH

by Diaperbish March 31, 2017

diaperrhea

When you have uncontrollable diarrhea and need to wear adult diapers; or you are wearing diapers and have diarrhea

I just had diaperrhea
Having diaperrhea is just so gross, you have diarrhea inside your gross diaper.

by Billiam Beaver August 17, 2017

Drater

Its retard backwards. It means the same as retard it is just okay to say in public and it is politically correct

Yeah dude, he is such a drater

by glenort September 24, 2017

Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.

I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.

by Tsk915 June 23, 2018