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dancing dildo

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.
Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆
by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016
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destroy dildo December

Ohh I’m so naughty, I have to do the destroy dildo December right now.
by Foodball2004 November 6, 2019
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Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.
Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.
by Gabriel Liedel November 24, 2019
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dildo

Tools used for curious guys and girls who don't have a step brother.
Girl:i'm so horny
Also Girl: lucky i got this dildo to shove into my ass.
by The mighty egg December 9, 2019
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Pile-Driver Dildo

A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.
Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019
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Negative dildo

An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.
E.g

She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.
by Dopiemaster1.7 April 23, 2019
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Dildo

Tiana shoved a dildo up both her ass and her vagina
by Your mums friend April 30, 2019
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