When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.
The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".
by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011
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Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!
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What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.
Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."
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Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”
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This video is said to be a lost p0rnhub video, removed from the website due to the content in the video being too vulgar for their site.
The video is said to have consisted of an attractive female delivering pizza, but when ‘Seth’ instead pays and shuts the door the video gets more interesting than first thought.
Highlights include the main actor apparently making love to a fresh pizza while his gardener watches the events through a window.
This video is said to be a lost p0rnhub video, removed from the website due to the content in the video being too vulgar for their site.
The video is said to have consisted of an attractive female delivering pizza, but when ‘Seth’ instead pays and shuts the door the video gets more interesting than first thought.
Highlights include the main actor apparently making love to a fresh pizza while his gardener watches the events through a window.
It wasn’t as strange as two girls one cup but Seth’s Pizza Delivery was pretty crazy to watch to the end.
by Supersoaker9000 June 17, 2019
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by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019
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Some people don't believe the War of the Worlds even happened. The science fiction deniers don't even believe it happened after reading the book or watching the movies, or when peer reviewed on the internet.
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