Couching

The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.

"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."

by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023

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gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.

Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.

by Grace Noble December 29, 2023

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The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap

John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024

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When a person puts their hands into the cushions of their couch and is surprised to find pieces of shit layered in the inside these are probably left by a hoard of fuckboys that were not under proper control of the fuckboys supreme

Damn, yo these fuckn couch coins keep get'n my hands ahl covered in shit

by Blackman in a chef hat October 6, 2015

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Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.

“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”

by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022

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Couch

A seductive looking object for a certain conservative vice president.

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

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