Condom

Something that your parents forgot to use

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “

by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024

condom

something that stops babies from being made

i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her

by big edwin December 13, 2017

Condom Leung

Condom Leung is the god of condoms. he likes to say "SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH" a lot and likes broken condoms.

A: What lesson is it?
B: Condom Leung
A: Damn

by 8745Master69 December 10, 2019

Busted Condom Headass

A term used to describe someone who is a mistake and ugly at the same time

Yo Tyler you look like some busted condom headass

by Soji77 June 18, 2021

Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.

Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.

by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019

Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018

Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS

Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom

by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017