Complexinating

1. Ignorantly making a situation worse
2. Unknowingly adding drama to someone's life

1.
Tabby: I saw Lana flirting with Matt earlier!
Shayna: Oh, so the rumor of him cheating is true?
Tabby: Well, he denied every accusation, so maybe Lana is just complexinating it. After all, she IS a slut.

2.
Emily: I have so much homeowork in chemistry, I won't have enough time to study for my English test! Plus, I have tennis tryouts tonight! I'm so stressed!
Beth: Wait, so you won't be able to come to my party?!
Emily: You're making it worse!
Beth: Sorry that I'm complexinating things, we can hang out just the two of us later. It's totally fine.

by junjuns dictionary April 1, 2009

Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

Complerious

While stoned when completely serious is transformed into one word, complerious is formed.

Get the f out of my face, i'm complerious.

by i cant wait till you die November 22, 2009

Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009

Completing the Triforce

An uncommon nerd term for having sex since sometimes vaginal will precede oral therefore skipping one of four steps. This causes only three steps making a triforce analogy more appropriate than the original baseball comparison.

We made out, then I felt her up, but we skipped so we were Completing the Triforce.

by Zaxatak August 28, 2010

largely complete

the term used to denote something that is never likely to be finished

<pm> hey si how are you getting on with that piece of work you said would take 2 days, 6 months ago
<si> oh its largely complete

see:
sagrada familia
war on terror
sydney opera house

by wiremu maunsell October 24, 2008

Menapolean Complex

A combination of Menopause and the Napolean Complex. Symptoms include short bursts of angry nonsense, undeserved amounts of ego and all the bad kinds of high horsery, overinflated sense of self worth with interludes of feverish rash-causing onslaughts of sweat, which is, consequently, irrigated from the vaginal region (secretions). Recovery is however, around 87%, though, some find the later symptoms much more emotionally trying. For example, exhaustion to the effect of a good rhino-fucking, You're-Gonna-Wish-You-Had-Irritable-Bowel-Syndrome Syndrome, the hatred of all things Lemon, intense need for Lucky Strikes- lit with Strike Anywhere Matches, while calling yourself Strike.

All these and more, further funding for research is still pending.

"She sucked me off while we were standing, then hit me and called me a little pussy, i love her, but her menapolean complex is outta control."

by SarastaQ March 8, 2010