Commieboo

A fake term used by right wing grifters. It’s used as the term weaboo but for communism instead of japanese culture, for communism, despite communism not being a nationality, but a political ideology.

David: “Eric is such a commieboo.”
Brad: “Shut the fuck up you’re literally a fascist.”

by add420 March 13, 2023

commie tears

Similar to Male tears, AKA semen, and it's usually drunken by butt hurt Yankees.

Yankee:Communism doesn't work *Drinks commie tears*

by Billy MacBigBollocks April 20, 2018

Commissar

He who hacked your pc

Ffs, Commissar stfu !

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

commitea

committed chatting of a committee over a cuppa tea

E committed cardinal sin of pouring tea in for teeing commitea gathering.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

Committal B

Committal Bangs - substantial and defined hair bangs/fringe

(Opposite of Non-Committal Bangs) according to a certain Long Island stylist. They 'commit' to being bangs, they do not blend in with the rest of your hair, and they contain more than 5 strands of cut hair.

I just got my Committal B's cut.

by ARIBABY April 8, 2010

Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.

"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015