comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

by BlindRef February 5, 2014

comasko

It is the word commonly used to shorten the phrase, "Come on, let's go!"

When in a hurry to get to the movie, mom would yell "Comasko" to get us out the door on time.

by Derdav May 17, 2014

comcastified

The deliberate slowdown of internet content do to a terribly slow internet service provider.

My Netfilx stream has been comcastified.

by baudeagle September 12, 2014

Coasties

A series of exams taken by prospective Marine Engineers and Mates looking to earn their U.S. Coast Guard Unlimited Licenses. Normally taken by senior merchant marine cadets attending a Maritime Academy.

I've been studying for coasties for the past 2 months and am still scared as hell for the exam.

by Rangoras May 11, 2015

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016