He is the type of guy that is not funny. He is often referred to as the "Gay Midget" He has the worst jokes and blames everything on other people. You do not wanna be around him.
by Theothermysteriousone September 13, 2022
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by CurlyGirlMIT September 9, 2022
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by T joy May 31, 2018
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