by necro January 12, 2005
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a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.
"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?
No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012
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Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
by fuckface25 September 3, 2016
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*Crackerface #1 walks into room*
" Uh, yeah yeah yeah, uh uh, bish."
*Crackerface #2 says*
"Wow, your such a crackerface."
*Crackerface #1 walks into room*
" Uh, yeah yeah yeah, uh uh, bish."
*Crackerface #2 says*
"Wow, your such a crackerface."
by Seth D.Bag May 1, 2008
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Husband: "Ooops!! I just clacked my trunks"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"
by panda-niku May 17, 2010
Get the Clacked mug.Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.
by Dutchbag July 13, 2012
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