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mad cracker

1. insane person, psychotic
i've seen it happen before
holy shit, that's a bloody mad cracker, look at him beat the shit out of that guy with no remorse
by necro January 12, 2005
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betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.
when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.
by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008
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graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.
"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."
by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012
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Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker
Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
by fuckface25 September 3, 2016
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crackerface

A whitebread, caucasian mofo who hangs around your shop and drinks Wired all damn day.
Hey CRACKERFACE! What the F are you doin?

*Crackerface #1 walks into room*
" Uh, yeah yeah yeah, uh uh, bish."

*Crackerface #2 says*
"Wow, your such a crackerface."
by Seth D.Bag May 1, 2008
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Clacked

Hoping for a humerous release of wind you inadvertently fill your underpants with solid, rendering them unusable
Husband: "Ooops!! I just clacked my trunks"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"
by panda-niku May 17, 2010
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Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.
My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.
by Dutchbag July 13, 2012
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