cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.

In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.

by phi April 25, 2004

skyline chili

Simply put, the worst job that any human being can ever take...where you start out making a handful of shit for payment, and smell like fry grease when you go home.

Manager: Yeah we need you to come in and work all day Saturday and Sunday since we lost some guy who just quit...

Me: I hate this place because I smell bad and make no money.

by dfried8 May 15, 2005

texas chili bowl

When you pour hot sauce in a chicks ass and then butt rape her

I gave my teacher a nasty texas chili bowl and she efffin loved it

by 13rasfdawr June 21, 2006

Chili Cheese Corn Dog

after a girl eats a corn dog she gives you road head. when you go over a bumb you gag her and she throws up on ur dick. then you make her eat the barf of your dick, aka a chili cheese corn dog.

after we had had corn dogs at the fair, on our way home my girlfriend also had a chili cheese corn dog.

by vncbrtrm October 14, 2008

Chili cheese hotdog

First off, we have to say that when you get a tit job, the dick between the tits looks like a hotdog.
Before getting a tit job, you diarrhea on a woman's cleavage. you then stick it in between said woman's breasticles and it looks like a chili cheese dog with the semen and shit and dick all over the place.

Dude, did you hear about when Michael gave Donna a mad chili cheese hotdog last wednesday?

by somedood January 8, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

Involves Hot Sauce, your anus, and a phone book.

(shit) we are out of tabasco, no Texas Chili Bowl tonight.

by MA Nigga Jason October 12, 2010

Chili Hat

When you proceed to defecate onto a persons head while sleeping. Then when they wake up vomit onto their face.

Daniel passed out and we gave him a Chili Hat!

by Total Nigger Dick October 29, 2008