pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

Canton

Definitely the most kick ass town in South Dakota.

Yeah, South Dakota, where we still ride around in frickin buggies.
I kid. But really this is quite the happenin' town. Chaaa.
No, really. I love living in South Dakota.
Meow.

If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be Canton, South Dakota where the buffalo roam and ma calls me home.

by Bugboo December 11, 2010

Cotton Eye Joe

Deep throating a guy so he cums straight down your throat.

"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"

She doesnt like the taste of cum so she 'Cotton eye Joe's' so she doesn't have to taste it.

by Yadatonk June 30, 2019

Catatonia

An island in the middle
of Seedamocker Sea.

I'm catchin' the next cruiser
over Seedamocker Sea as far as Catatonia.

by alteregoboy November 12, 2008

cotton eye

cot·ton eye
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\

: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.

Bob had a crazy Friday night on the town, and in turn spent all Saturday morning waiting for a cotton eye at Planned Parenthood.

by Chuck Naked September 15, 2013

Cottontail

Cottontailing occurs when a piece of toilet paper rips during mid wipe, leaving a small piece of T.P stuck to lingering poop. As a result, the victim is left with a "cottontail" protruding out from the middle of the butt crack; resembling a small white tail, much like a cottontail bunny rabbit. This can also be referred to as a Rabbits Foot. Although contrary to rabbits feet, cottontailing is not lucky.

Bro, i went to pull up my pants and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror sporting a cottontail

by MiddleBrazil June 23, 2013

punching cotton

Fucking a girl with a tampon in on her period.

After Sam was finished punching cotton, Lucy's mouth turned into a tampon ejector.

by stereoshaft March 23, 2007