christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017

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christmas stuffing

When a old school friend comes over for christmas just to fuck. Usually happens when your at your parents house.

You: I want some Christmas Stuffing. Do you know if anyone is in town?

Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.

You: Awesome.

by Fuckboi Gerry January 24, 2017

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Christmas Sweater

When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.

Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)

Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater

by LisTenCloseLy_ February 10, 2017

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A man who is always dreamt about. The kind of guy you spend your entire life searching for. They are strong, sexy, smart, caring, successful, and kind. Wholeheartedly they are loving creatures that not only works hard for him but for all of those he loves. Think of a man who is your Christmas Special like a White Buffalo, a rare breed and a one in a lifetime find. If you do find your Christmas Special hold on to them and cherish them, as they will forever love you.

I was searching for a Christmas Special and I found him!

by MPinLove August 18, 2017

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christmas treating

When you go trick or treating during Christmas day.

I’m gonna ask the neighbors for Christmas cookies when I go Christmas Treating this year!

by Jinglecash November 4, 2017

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christmas salad

When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.

Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.

by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017

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