Because I Can

A phrase often uttered by people who have absolutely no logical reason for doing something when asked why they are doing said thing in the first place.

Bob: "Why did you burn down that house?"
Joe: "Because I can."

by VectorFluxion April 23, 2020

Trash can Jenga

A game played by roomates, whereby laziness and negligence allow the trash to get stacked so high that both parties come to an agreement the person who makes the pile fall over must take the trash out

Tension was high as Paul and Larry played Trash Can jenga. Larry set the empty hot pocket box on top of the already shakey pile of keystone light cans.

by ezekiel1600 January 16, 2010

idk can you

A phrase that sassy teachers use.

Student: Can I go to the Bathroom

Teacher: Idk can you

by That dude from LFK February 26, 2018

Can We Recognize

An utterance frequently used in the Timberline Theatre Company said at the beginning of a sentence to exclaim something exciting, stupid, silly, etc.

Can we recognize I'm looking hella cute today?

by BleepBloopBlop May 20, 2009

Dirty Can Martin

The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.

Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin

by YodaFamily1 April 28, 2020

i can fix that

The quote used by sam the onion picker in the movie "Holes"

the schoolteacher was crying and he simply says "i can fix that"

by maninthebasement October 10, 2007

bag of cans with the lads

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.

Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

by Rawwwb tho May 5, 2017