boger

an amazing striker in soccer that will score goals accurately at the cost of significant erection

audience 1: wow! did you see that shot, what an amazing goal!
audience 2: indeed, observe his pants, he must be a boger to do that

by ebay with a T September 30, 2020

super saiyan boner

having so much friction and speed of masterbation that you go into super saiyan mode. (This includes ramping hormones and the urge to kamehameha on a woman.)

Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.

by Goku boner January 26, 2014

cuddle boner

A completely undesired erection one achieves whilst cuddling with your significant other.

Dude, I was just tryna snuggle wit my girl but I freakin had a cuddle boner, and now I have navy balls.

by Ljefeboriqua November 16, 2010

I pulled a boner

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.

Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."

by mr. stuart April 21, 2006

Boner

When u see a hot girl and want to smash you get this big thing that goes up 10 inches.

Damn I got a boner when I saw the D'amelio sisters.

by Bonehead5000 February 24, 2020

Boner Narcolepsy

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

by Frontpagepodcast May 19, 2016

boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

by Jake in NYC December 7, 2005