beach

the place where you go and forget what day of the week it is. you visit the beach only in the summer because that’s when you get tan and have endless long nights. your days at the beach consist of waking up, going on a bike ride, going to the beach, coming home with new tan lines and sandy hair then going to bed and repeating this process. it is the only place you can take and outside shower and have bonfires without getting tired of it. once you go to the beach, you will never want to go back to reality.

Hey, let’s go on vacation!
Where to?
Dude, the beach... where else?

by beachforlife November 27, 2017

Peach beach

A shaved vagina on a white female.

Hey, I was with Jane last night and she's got a peach beach!

by Pillicide July 28, 2007

harbor beach

A town in the thumb of Michigan known for it's jocks who try to act like scenesters.

Run by a group of emos.

dude, i'm cool because i hate gay people, love the used, go booze cruising, and live in harbor beach.

by jovish July 16, 2006

laguna beach

The most boring show ever.

Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.

by hwbrgdtse July 29, 2008

Beachball

Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"
Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."
Teddy: "Oh, really."
Teddy glances to the side.
Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

Fernandina beach

A beautiful place only to visit it has no jobs no affordable places to live and is over run with drug and alcohol abuse. it is filled with rich snobby tourists and willing hot underage girls( see prostitots ) many celebs like to hide here during thier vacation time not to name any cause we cant chase them away, sadly we need their money too much.

wow this is a beautiful place honey we should move to Fernandina beach (husband pulling face out of young girls clevage) yeah honey just tell the butler to make arangements and to find us a house

by i_ride_a_duc April 23, 2009

beach boner

A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.

When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021