Miami Beach of Texas

Corpus Christi is the offial Miami Beach of Texas. Good water but not as pretty as South Padre which is referred to as the Mexico of Texas

Let’s get weird on the Miami Beach of Texas. Corpus Christi here we come!

by Miamibeachofficial July 26, 2018

Ethan beach

Ethan beach is an amazing person who had an amazing personality and is very caring. it is known that Ethan Beach is attracted to floors, many people have reported seeing Ethan Beach say “mmm floors” multiple times.

Ethan beach is very much attracted to floors.

by emobitchwholikesfloors January 9, 2021

Plastic beach

A way to describe a point in your life that seems rather fake or unwanted

Person 1 hey Tim do you remember that valentines party

Person 2 yeah I was way different back I was living on a plastic beach

by My real name is Ty January 25, 2022

port hueneme beach

The isle of misfit toys and lost children.

That shit would only happen at Port Hueneme Beach.

by Magic Kinney July 28, 2015

1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser

Code word for dildo (an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation)

Jarrin: “I’m going to go home and ride my 1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser”

Guss: “Dude, stop telling me. No one cares”

by Tyroneswaggins January 14, 2019

Beach Ball

A nicer word for a hypodermic needle left at the beach. Coined by Reno 911!.

Last time we went to the beach, Travis stepped on a beach ball, and we thought he contracted AIDS.

by Hurricane-D October 21, 2010

Virginia Beach

Where the masses of pretentious spoiled rich kids reside who go on and on about how ghetto Norfolk is, when the only reason Virginia Beach isn't still a hunk of farmland is because of Norfolk.

Norfolks got culture, history, and real people.

Virginia Beach just has a P.F. Changs in their Town Center(a wanna-be downtown) and a corporately dominated farm town gone city.

by Norfucker February 24, 2008