Twat Bacon

When fingering a girl who has gotten around and after pulling your hand out seing slimmy skin-like shit all over it, most often happens after a woman's period when she's cleaning out

WTF is this?!
Twat Bacon?!?!
SICK!!!

by Harley Jacobsen April 28, 2009

Bacon hair

When somebody has hair (usually girls) that looks like streaky bacon.

OMG Linda has major bacon hair!

by GammaPlease [Holly] January 11, 2009

Bacon

A food product that is, in fact, good for you.

"Lemme tell you something. Bacon is good for me!"

by bb989 October 20, 2009

bacon

Facts about Bacon:
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.

1. Smells like bacon, rookie.
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari

by Baconation June 16, 2009

i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

Bacon Cow

A large cow that tends to shart a few pigs every 3 to 5 days, The bacon from these is a delicacy in most countries. After the pigs are collected the shart juices are collected in a small glass for later use.

Bacon Cows shart pigs.

by BigBootyHoe1337 October 9, 2014

bacon snail

a snail excessive amounts of bacon

dude look at that snail eating excessive amounts of bacon, it must be a bacon snail.

by dave and shane December 22, 2008