barnacle boob

When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)

"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."

by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017

barnbuster

A big event, something huge, stupendous.

Ex., That's a barnbuster of a deal. That's a great deal.

by themarta June 5, 2017

barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017

Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?

“What’s up Barnacle Dad!”👨

by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

Barney

Barney is a evil dinosaur that has been sent from hell to brainwash little kids. He must be destroyed at all costs!!!

"AH! BARNEY!! "

by #n00b October 14, 2018

barneck

Barneck is an inflammatory condition resulting in mild to moderate muscular pain caused by sitting at the bar enjoying libations and looking up to see your sporting event of choice on the TV. Symptoms typically occur by halftime or after 3 beverages.

Last week I was watching the Red ZONE at Louis’s Lounge and my barneck was so bad I had to have my wife rub it down after I got home.

by SeatoSlope December 30, 2018

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

by WettyWain January 12, 2019